The tale of three wolves, the moon and an infamous garment
Just heard about this next interweb phenomenon in the making… Basically, find a plain old black t-shirt on Amazon with a picture of three wolves and the moon. Then just insert this comment:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
The internet will then add a few hundred more comments for you, including a 2300% rise in sales of the t-shirt in question too!
Remember… Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on one wolf. You won’t find that deal anywhere else.
The page is here and there are about 298 five-star ratings so far!
Go wolves go! Rise up to that moon you long so much for! 
May 21, 2009 - 8:45 PM